I didn't blog last night.
I decided to watch Tangled and drink cough syrup...
...oh, don't judge it was just two tablespoons...
...and go to bed.
Did I feel guilty?
Well, not really.
That is until I logged on tonight and saw that only forty one people had looked at my blog all day.
Then the modicum of guilt I felt turned to panic.
Don't you know my self esteem is directly tied to how many people:
A: Follow my blog
B: Check my blog every day.
Those two things were probably supposed to be secrets.
Since I'm in the mood to spill lets look at a few other secrets shall we?
Secret the first:
I'm secretly really glad he lost that hat.
Secret the second:
I secretly still use this picture anytime I need a 'current' picture of me.
Even though it was almost eleven years ago.
Er...and thirty...oh, all right...thirty five pounds prior.
I secretly used the money from the 'grocery' envelope to buy this shirt.
Those are my secrets for the night.
You now have permission to be glad you don't have to blog about your own secrets.
And I'll try to avoid cough syrup, the movie Tangled, and honesty in the future.